Tonight in his sleep, Sam said:
“He wants a chocolate Gogurt
and to fight bad guys.”
He said it a couple of times.
Always like that — in the third-person.
And then he fell back asleep.
And I say:
Congratulations!
Enemies of evil!
Congratulations!
Gogurt people!
International chocolate conspiracy!
You own part of my child’s brain.
Burble
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5 responses to “Burble”
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let me be the first to say, i’m liking this one. also, gogurt ROCKS.
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Chocolate is not a conspiracy, it’s a necessity. Gogurt is merely chocolate’s latest prophet.
But remind Sam that fighting bad guys also requires Froot by the Foot, not just Gogurt. As in all things: balance. -
yet another evil milk product turns the head of innocent children. no more milk! you can fight bad guys with soy! say yes to soygurt. evil has a face and it dairy agribusiness.
“Some circumstantial evidence is very strong, as when you find a trout in the milk.”
—Henry David Thoreau
“My illness is due to my doctor’s insistence that I drink milk, a whitish fluid they force down helpless babies.”
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Milk is chilling, Gizmos illing, what more can i say we’re top billing
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milk is killing, got the wrong billing, monstrously filling, like a ‘coalition of the willing’
http://www.notmilk.com
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