and really might well do if I left him alone in the house for twenty minutes, a partial list:
- turn on the burner, light things on fire.
- shave off all his hair, put it in the sink to clog it up. a trick that’s not funny, never been funny, never will be funny.
- put physical pressure on the cat — just put both his hands on the side of the cat and sort of gently press in until the cat says “meew.”
And that’s why I won’t be leaving him alone in the house while I go to get coffee this morning.
Anything you fear he might do?
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