Something that surprised me today

The downright deviant number of flip-flops
we have in my house. We have, like,
fourteen pairs of flip-flops in my house.
And I don’t wear flip-flops. They flip too much.
So that leaves three people in my house with fourteen pairs of flip-flops.
Why? Why? Why?!
You can’t wear more than one pair at a time.
Deviant.

Comments

6 responses to “Something that surprised me today”

  1. e. Avatar
    e.

    the colors, the colors, the colors!

  2. So-Called Bill Avatar
    So-Called Bill

    Isn’t “deviant” putting the worst possible spin on it? What’s wrong with “exceptional,” or “extraordinary,” or at least “unusual?”
    Meanwhile, not to guilt trip or anything, but I busted my ass to catch up on Against the Day this week, and I’m dying to brag about it. So, you know.

  3. other dan Avatar
    other dan

    i see, time for this and not time for marchs. i now know your priorities.

  4. Cecil Vortex Avatar
    Cecil Vortex

    My family is exceptional and extraordinary and unusual in many ways. But when it comes to flip-flops: deviant.
    Apologies for the AtDDM delay. I’m still in Warriors recovery mode. (And yes, I plan on blaming all my failings today on last night’s game. The game is also why I need a haircut.)
    Will be posting this afternoon….
    -CV

  5. heroic imp Avatar
    heroic imp

    as long as it’s not commercial cleaner

  6. xian Avatar
    xian

    decadent i’d grant you, but deviant? strong stuff

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