In the elevator at the Best Western across from Disneyland

He had a Mickey Mouse hat
and a Donald Duck shirt
and a nose that was just
and a nose that was just
and a nose that was just
plain goofy.

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2 responses to “In the elevator at the Best Western across from Disneyland”

  1. Itto Ogami Avatar
    Itto Ogami

    ok, cute. and, clever, and i don’t even think you ‘settled for clever,’ in the words of our h.s. sage. and, speaking of disney…[sorry for volume, but the mickey man deserves it].
    “I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I’ve ever known.”
    —Walt Disney (1901 – 1966) [author’s note: walt, blow-up mickey dolls scare the kids]
    “With Epcot Center the Disney corporation has accomplished something I didn’t think possible in today’s world. They have created a land of make-believe that’s worse than regular life.”
    —P. J. O’Rourke (1947 – )
    “You think Nature is some Disney movie? Nature is a killer. Nature is a bitch. It’s feeding time out there 24 hours a day, every step that you take is a gamble with death. If it isn’t getting hit with lightning today, it’s an earthquake tomorrow or some deer tick carrying Lime disease. Either way, you’re ending up on the wrong end of the food chain.”
    —Jeff Melvoin, Northern Exposure, Bolt from the Blue, 1994
    “Disney, of course, has the best casting. If he doesn’t like an actor, he just tears him up.
    —Alfred Hitchcock (1899 – 1980)

  2. the RaptorMage Avatar
    the RaptorMage

    Unforgivable…
    That’s what you are.
    Unforgivable…
    Tho’ near or far.

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