I wonder if when I die

the last thing I’m
gonna do is check my email.
You know — blinding chest pain,
hit refresh.
Hit refresh again. Pull down some spam.
Reboot
this mortal coil.

Comments

5 responses to “I wonder if when I die”

  1. So-Called Bill Avatar
    So-Called Bill

    Here’s a question for you: Let’s say you’ve been blind since birth. What flashes before your eyes when you die?

  2. Itto Ogami Avatar
    Itto Ogami

    you may not have a choice, if you’re on a bus hurtling over a cliff. or, do you have a plan we don’t know about? in any case, i appreciate your faith in technology till the very end.
    yes, that was my ‘holiday cheer’ response.
    my last act? chocolate, 70%+ cocoa.

  3. Bluebeard Avatar
    Bluebeard

    As spammers get more sophisticated, you can expect more and customization of the emails you’d get in those final moments.

  4. Bluebeard Avatar
    Bluebeard

    As spammers get more sophisticated, you can expect more and customization of the emails you’d get in those final moments.

  5. heroic imp Avatar
    heroic imp

    dig this

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