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  • x-post: Vortex loses all historical perspective, calls election in May

    Political aside: New all-imprudent edgewise post in which I manage to forget 8 out of 9 key Lessons of Dukakis and declare this the week GWB lost the election, here.

  • Bad-ass astronomer

    Do you know how many
    stars up there  --
    how many of those
    nighttime naked-eye stars-that-you-can-see
    are part of our local little galaxy?
    Not off in the broader universe
    representing some distant cluster.
    Just local twinkle.
    Milky Way shine.
    Do you know?
    Do you?
    Do you?
    How about all of them?
    Motherfucker.
  • x-post: The devolution of Sean Hannity’s mind (with poll)

    Political aside: New dailykos post, including a sub-scientific but partly binding poll on the scope, speed, nature, and intensity of Sean Hannity’s directional decay, here.

  • Me too

    My son cried out in the middle of the night
    and I went to him and I picked him up
    and I cradled him and we rocked for a bit
    in the sliding chair
    with a blanket over both of us.
    And then either he peed on me or I peed on him.
    I’m not quite sure.
    But I think he peed on me.
    And I was three-years old again
    except now
    I could clean myself
    and I was laughing.
    So I dealt with the pee
    that he’d piddled on me
    while my wife cleaned up
    our boy and the chair.
    Then we called it a night
    and he slept straight on through
    all dry, all clean.
    Me too.

  • Beck at the Greek

    He was a rock star, wearing an orange t-shirt while the rest of the band wore gray.
    Showing off his practiced dance moves on particle board.
    Strumming a big guitar. Stomping one boot in rhythm.
    Sending out bass and drum
    to a crowd of sun-sweat smiley college boys and girls
    who sat and stood and stared
    and clapped and vibrated.
    And the middle-aged guys were out in numbers.
    Bald under favored baseball caps.
    Pants stained from the gogurt
    their kids ate that morning.
    And everyone had bottled water.
    And then the vibration closed
    and cooled and stopped.
    And the crowd roared at the rock star.
    And they roared at each other
    And they roared at themselves.
    roar.
    (image from the show — with the orange and gray swapped out for white jumpsuits — here.)

  • x-post: Monkey Man one-liner of the day

    Political aside: New edgewise post featuring a genuine, imported Monkey Man quip, here.

  • Little

    Sudden roar.
    Minature Thor.
    Why'd that
    bee sting
    my eye for?

    (with a sideways nod to Robert Creeley)

  • Arks

    How come nobody’s building arks?
    Everybody’s building boats.
    I wish someone would build me an ark.
    Pray that it floats…..

  • Bye Bye, Blackbird

    I’ll be posting a few (usually fairly short) tunes up as we go. Some solo multitrack homebrew this and that. Some long-distance musica-collabarativo. And the occasional piano/vocal jazz standard from 1926.
    Here’s the first tune out the gate, a piano/vocal jazz standard from 1926: Bye bye, blackbird,” written by the great Henderson and Dixon.
    playtime:1 minute or so
    file specs: roughly 1MB mp3
    how to:right-click on the song name and choose “Save Target as…” to download the file. Or just click on the link and wait a minute or so for your player to come up. If it’s jumpy, give it a sec, rewind, and play again — that’s just the file loading in.
    Thanks for listening…

  • They rise, they rise

    Sitting and snacking at the local tea shop
    surprised to be sucking up
    whole tapioca
    in a wide straw.
      Bloop.
    Endlessly
    elevating.
    Fat and flavorless and full of --
      Bloop.
    Bloop.
    Never smooshed
    though smooshed
    should be
    in my not-so-smooth
    smoothie.