{"id":101,"date":"2004-10-11T19:14:43","date_gmt":"2004-10-11T19:14:43","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215b\/2004\/10\/11\/x-post-and-the-wetumpka-sweet-wetumpka-of-it-all\/"},"modified":"2004-10-11T19:14:43","modified_gmt":"2004-10-11T19:14:43","slug":"x-post-and-the-wetumpka-sweet-wetumpka-of-it-all","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215b\/2004\/10\/11\/x-post-and-the-wetumpka-sweet-wetumpka-of-it-all\/","title":{"rendered":"x-post: and the Wetumpka. Sweet Wetumpka. Of it all."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s <a href = \"http:\/\/www.monkeyvortex.com\"><b>Monkey Vortex<\/b><\/a> Monday. In today&#8217;s installment, Croatian malcontent Rodney K. puts our longstanding feud aside for one minute and 45 seconds &#8212; just barely enough time to bust it Poet-Makes-a-House-Call style with: <a href = \"http:\/\/monkeyvortex.com\/radio\/005800.html\"><b>Welcome to the City of Wetumpka<\/b><\/a> &#8212; another all-new, all-free, all-MP3 MVRT experience, brought to you by the good people at BackMan. BackMan: equipping the backs of our Presidents with noticeable, rectangular objects for more than thirty years.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s Monkey Vortex Monday. In today&#8217;s installment, Croatian malcontent Rodney K. puts our longstanding feud aside for one minute and 45 seconds &#8212; just barely enough time to bust it Poet-Makes-a-House-Call style with: Welcome to the City of Wetumpka &#8212; another all-new, all-free, all-MP3 MVRT experience, brought to you by the good people at BackMan. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[19],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-101","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-x-posts"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215b\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/101","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215b\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215b\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215b\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215b\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=101"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215b\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/101\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215b\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=101"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215b\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=101"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215b\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=101"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}