{"id":103,"date":"2004-10-22T07:39:38","date_gmt":"2004-10-22T07:39:38","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215b\/2004\/10\/22\/zach-braff-vs-yu-gi-oh\/"},"modified":"2004-10-22T07:39:38","modified_gmt":"2004-10-22T07:39:38","slug":"zach-braff-vs-yu-gi-oh","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215b\/2004\/10\/22\/zach-braff-vs-yu-gi-oh\/","title":{"rendered":"Zach Braff vs. Yu-Gi-Oh!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>OK, OK. So I haven&#8217;t written a feature-length movie about returning to New Jersey. But I ask you this: has Hollywood bigshot Zach Braff ever written a song about Yu-Gi-Oh!? And more to the point, has he ever written one in both the faux-classical and faux punk-folk traditions?<br \/>\nNo? I didn&#8217;t think so.<br \/>\nNow me, on the other hand&#8230;.<br \/>\nLyrics:<br \/>\nEverybody&#8217;s playing Yu-Gi-Oh!<br \/>\nYu-Gi-Oh! is what folks like to play<br \/>\nand when the cards are &#8212;<br \/>\n&#8212; the cards are flying<br \/>\nfolks are playing<br \/>\nYu-Gi-Oh!<br \/>\nYu-Gi-Oh!<br \/>\nYu-Gi-Oooooh&#8230;.oh!<br \/>\nFaux-classical and faux punk-folk recordings&#8230;coming soon.<br \/>\n<i>ed note: turns out, not everyone is Yu-Gi-Oh! savvy. So in case yer excessively puzzled by this here entry: Yu-Gi-Oh! is a card game, much like Pokemon. Or pinochle. But more like Pokemon. Now Zach Braff, Zach Braff I explain to no one. He can go to hell.<\/i><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>OK, OK. So I haven&#8217;t written a feature-length movie about returning to New Jersey. But I ask you this: has Hollywood bigshot Zach Braff ever written a song about Yu-Gi-Oh!? And more to the point, has he ever written one in both the faux-classical and faux punk-folk traditions? No? I didn&#8217;t think so. Now me, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[15],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-103","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-this-and-also-that"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215b\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/103","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215b\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215b\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215b\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215b\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=103"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215b\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/103\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215b\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=103"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215b\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=103"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215b\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=103"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}