{"id":11,"date":"2004-04-19T23:43:41","date_gmt":"2004-04-19T23:43:41","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215b\/2004\/04\/19\/three-things-i-noticed-today\/"},"modified":"2004-04-19T23:43:41","modified_gmt":"2004-04-19T23:43:41","slug":"three-things-i-noticed-today","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215b\/2004\/04\/19\/three-things-i-noticed-today\/","title":{"rendered":"Three things I noticed today"},"content":{"rendered":"<ol>\n<li>I am a monkey what likes to learn.<\/li>\n<li>I know this sounds whacky, but keeping a semi-regular journal, which I&#8217;ve started doing these last few months, seems to kinda maybe sorta be improving my long term memory in strange and spooky ways.<\/li>\n<li>Coming up with a decent joke that uses the phrase &#8220;long term mammary&#8221; at 11:48 pm on a Monday night, is <i>much<\/i> harder than you might think. In fact, it&#8217;s impossible.<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I am a monkey what likes to learn. I know this sounds whacky, but keeping a semi-regular journal, which I&#8217;ve started doing these last few months, seems to kinda maybe sorta be improving my long term memory in strange and spooky ways. Coming up with a decent joke that uses the phrase &#8220;long term mammary&#8221; [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[15],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-11","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-this-and-also-that"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215b\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215b\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215b\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215b\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215b\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=11"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215b\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215b\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=11"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215b\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=11"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215b\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=11"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}