{"id":111,"date":"2004-11-01T07:29:59","date_gmt":"2004-11-01T07:29:59","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215b\/2004\/11\/01\/x-post-and-the-vortex-and-the-john-and-the-paul-george-ringo-of-it-all\/"},"modified":"2004-11-01T07:29:59","modified_gmt":"2004-11-01T07:29:59","slug":"x-post-and-the-vortex-and-the-john-and-the-paul-george-ringo-of-it-all","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215b\/2004\/11\/01\/x-post-and-the-vortex-and-the-john-and-the-paul-george-ringo-of-it-all\/","title":{"rendered":"x-post: and the vortex and the John. And the Paul, George, Ringo of it all."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Welcome to another <a href = \"http:\/\/www.monkeyvortex.com\"><b>Monkey Vortex<\/b><\/a> Monday. Congratulations on getting here. And most especially, on evading the many traps I set before you these past seven days. Particularly the thing with the stick. And the one with the swinging gate. And the bottle of rum, half-reflected in a shallow pool of just-fallen rain water. Did you stoop to quench your thirst, old friend? Of course you did.<br \/>\nNow, to your reward: the answer to a pair of age-old questions. Questions about John Kerry. About George W. Bush. About the remaining Beatles. And about the thin line what separates the two. The four, I mean. The two pairs of two, I guess. Is what I mean. Anyways, it&#8217;s all based on a wee radioplay penned by yours truly, with voices by me also, plus Benson Hurst, John Kerry, and the aforementioned GWB. And you can play it for yourself <a href = \"http:\/\/monkeyvortex.com\/radio\/005929.html\"><b>right here<\/b><\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Welcome to another Monkey Vortex Monday. Congratulations on getting here. And most especially, on evading the many traps I set before you these past seven days. Particularly the thing with the stick. And the one with the swinging gate. And the bottle of rum, half-reflected in a shallow pool of just-fallen rain water. Did you [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[19],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-111","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-x-posts"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215b\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/111","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215b\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215b\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215b\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215b\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=111"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215b\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/111\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215b\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=111"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215b\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=111"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215b\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=111"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}