{"id":139,"date":"2005-01-13T09:39:34","date_gmt":"2005-01-13T09:39:34","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215b\/2005\/01\/13\/righteous-stressed-out-daddy-o\/"},"modified":"2005-01-13T09:39:34","modified_gmt":"2005-01-13T09:39:34","slug":"righteous-stressed-out-daddy-o","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215b\/2005\/01\/13\/righteous-stressed-out-daddy-o\/","title":{"rendered":"Righteous, Stressed-Out Daddy-o"},"content":{"rendered":"<pre>\"Hey Potty-Mouth!\nLike,\nstop expanding\nmy toddler's\nvocabulary.\"<\/pre>\n<pre>shouts my inner, angry\nuptight beatnik\nto this guy sitting two rows back.<\/pre>\n<pre>And I toss an espresso over\none shoulder into the eyes\nof this small-smiling fuck.<\/pre>\n<pre>I maim him with\nmy poetry.<\/pre>\n<pre>I thunder him\nwith cartoon thoughts<\/pre>\n<pre>in my inner,\nangry, uptight\nbeatnik mind.<\/pre>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;Hey Potty-Mouth! Like, stop expanding my toddler&#8217;s vocabulary.&#8221; shouts my inner, angry uptight beatnik to this guy sitting two rows back. And I toss an espresso over one shoulder into the eyes of this small-smiling fuck. I maim him with my poetry. I thunder him with cartoon thoughts in my inner, angry, uptight beatnik mind.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[11],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-139","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-published"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215b\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/139","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215b\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215b\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215b\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215b\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=139"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215b\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/139\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215b\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=139"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215b\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=139"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215b\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=139"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}