{"id":1848,"date":"2021-04-06T20:21:27","date_gmt":"2021-04-07T03:21:27","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215b\/2021\/04\/06\/welcome-to-hospital\/"},"modified":"2021-04-06T20:21:27","modified_gmt":"2021-04-07T03:21:27","slug":"welcome-to-hospital","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215b\/2021\/04\/06\/welcome-to-hospital\/","title":{"rendered":"Welcome to Hospital"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>In Generic World you go to local<br \/>\nHospital, and they say: \u201cWelcome to Hospital,\u201d<br \/>\nand you can feel that capital letter, like they<br \/>\nextra-mean it.<\/p>\n<p>You have a problem with one of<br \/>\nyour organs, and they say:<br \/>\n\u201cOrgan Problem!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>And you nod your head.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cLet\u2019s get that taken care of,\u201d<br \/>\nthey say with Teeth.<\/p>\n<p>Doctor tries to help you. Nurse checks Vitals.<br \/>\nYou fade out, and Organ does too.<\/p>\n<p>Afterward, you lie there in your bed at night<br \/>\nlistening to your roommate share<br \/>\ncomplaints about his pain and<br \/>\nthe uneven road<br \/>\nthat got him here, in this bed, beside you<br \/>\ntalking through this curtain late at night.<\/p>\n<p>There\u2019s nothing generic happening at midnight.<br \/>\nAt midnight everything is very clear and specific,<br \/>\nall the way to the tips of your fingers, the rough touch<br \/>\nof the bandage you press against to figure out<br \/>\nif you&#8217;re healing well.<br \/>\nIf they put you back. <\/p>\n<p>Around 1:30, the conversation settles down.<br \/>\nYou drink your juice.<br \/>\nYou close your eyes.<\/p>\n<p>You roll over.<br \/>\nYou wait for Pill.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>In Generic World you go to local Hospital, and they say: \u201cWelcome to Hospital,\u201d and you can feel that capital letter, like they extra-mean it. You have a problem with one of your organs, and they say: \u201cOrgan Problem!\u201d And you nod your head. \u201cLet\u2019s get that taken care of,\u201d they say with Teeth. Doctor [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1848","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-book-o-verse"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215b\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1848","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215b\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215b\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215b\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215b\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1848"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215b\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1848\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215b\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1848"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215b\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1848"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215b\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1848"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}