{"id":211,"date":"2005-05-21T18:49:11","date_gmt":"2005-05-21T18:49:11","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215b\/2005\/05\/21\/shaved-my-beard\/"},"modified":"2005-05-21T18:49:11","modified_gmt":"2005-05-21T18:49:11","slug":"shaved-my-beard","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215b\/2005\/05\/21\/shaved-my-beard\/","title":{"rendered":"Shaved My Beard"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I shaved my beard today so, hopefully, we can put our feud aside.<br \/>\nYou thought I was making fun of the &#8217;70s, but I wasn&#8217;t. I love the &#8217;70s.<br \/>\nThat\u2019s why I wore the beard in the first place. Can&#8217;t you understand?<br \/>\nIt was starting to tear the block apart, our feud.<br \/>\nPeople were taking sides. Mostly they were taking your side. And that made me angry.<br \/>\nSo I yelled at your cat. So I took your mailbox.<br \/>\nSo I rubbed my butt on your car. So what, right?<br \/>\nReally. I mean, we&#8217;re grown ups, you and I. Look: I shaved my beard.<br \/>\nLet&#8217;s get on with our lives.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I shaved my beard today so, hopefully, we can put our feud aside. You thought I was making fun of the &#8217;70s, but I wasn&#8217;t. I love the &#8217;70s. That\u2019s why I wore the beard in the first place. Can&#8217;t you understand? It was starting to tear the block apart, our feud. People were taking [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[11],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-211","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-published"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215b\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/211","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215b\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215b\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215b\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215b\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=211"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215b\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/211\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215b\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=211"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215b\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=211"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215b\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=211"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}