{"id":215,"date":"2005-05-16T06:54:25","date_gmt":"2005-05-16T06:54:25","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215b\/2005\/05\/16\/my-new-future-fantasy\/"},"modified":"2005-05-16T06:54:25","modified_gmt":"2005-05-16T06:54:25","slug":"my-new-future-fantasy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215b\/2005\/05\/16\/my-new-future-fantasy\/","title":{"rendered":"My New Future Fantasy"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Not so long ago, I was just like you &#8212;<br \/>\nsitting around, waiting for the scientists<br \/>\nto discover cheap and safe nuclear fusion.<br \/>\nSo they could take us off to Mars.<br \/>\nIn ships the size of Delaware.<br \/>\nNow all I want is<br \/>\na machine that can make a<br \/>\nbig chocolate model of my brain.<br \/>\nIt&#8217;s true!<br \/>\nI want to watch<br \/>\nthe game on<br \/>\na plasma TV<br \/>\nand eat a<br \/>\nbig chocolate model<br \/>\nof my brain.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Not so long ago, I was just like you &#8212; sitting around, waiting for the scientists to discover cheap and safe nuclear fusion. So they could take us off to Mars. In ships the size of Delaware. Now all I want is a machine that can make a big chocolate model of my brain. It&#8217;s [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[15],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-215","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-this-and-also-that"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215b\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/215","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215b\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215b\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215b\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215b\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=215"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215b\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/215\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215b\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=215"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215b\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=215"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215b\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=215"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}