{"id":217,"date":"2005-05-23T04:40:10","date_gmt":"2005-05-23T04:40:10","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215b\/2005\/05\/23\/three-perspectives-on-my-lost-wallet\/"},"modified":"2005-05-23T04:40:10","modified_gmt":"2005-05-23T04:40:10","slug":"three-perspectives-on-my-lost-wallet","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215b\/2005\/05\/23\/three-perspectives-on-my-lost-wallet\/","title":{"rendered":"Three perspectives on my lost wallet"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><i>My four-year old daughter:<\/i><br \/>\nI thought it was under the couch and<br \/>\nI also tried to look for it everywhere,  but<br \/>\nI was having so much fun that<br \/>\nI couldn&#8217;t find it.<br \/>\nSo it was very sad that you lost your wallet.<br \/>\n<i>My wife:<\/i><br \/>\nWell, I was perplexed that we couldn&#8217;t find the wallet anywhere in the house.<br \/>\nI was worried that you were so depressed about it.<br \/>\nI felt blue about having more paperwork. And then,<br \/>\nwhen Chris showed up with the wallet,<br \/>\nI was so happy, I gave him a hug.<br \/>\n<i>Me:<\/i><br \/>\nI want to thank everyone.<br \/>\nThis has been a wrenching experience.<br \/>\nAnd now, I&#8217;d like to take watch TV.<br \/>\nCatch the game.<br \/>\nEat a big chocolate model of my brain.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My four-year old daughter: I thought it was under the couch and I also tried to look for it everywhere, but I was having so much fun that I couldn&#8217;t find it. So it was very sad that you lost your wallet. My wife: Well, I was perplexed that we couldn&#8217;t find the wallet anywhere [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[15],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-217","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-this-and-also-that"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215b\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/217","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215b\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215b\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215b\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215b\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=217"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215b\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/217\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215b\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=217"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215b\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=217"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215b\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=217"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}