{"id":242,"date":"2005-07-20T06:29:09","date_gmt":"2005-07-20T06:29:09","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215b\/2005\/07\/20\/monkey-friend\/"},"modified":"2005-07-20T06:29:09","modified_gmt":"2005-07-20T06:29:09","slug":"monkey-friend","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215b\/2005\/07\/20\/monkey-friend\/","title":{"rendered":"Monkey Friend"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>And the monkey breath!<br \/>\nYou gotta pack that up, my friend<br \/>\nall smelling of termites and sticks<br \/>\nand other monkeys.<br \/>\nNo one asked you to smell that way.<br \/>\nIn fact, the assignation specifically connoted<br \/>\nreplicating a contrary stench, to whit:<br \/>\nthe non-monkey stench.<br \/>\nSo why carmelize your ack ack ack ack ack, my friend, my friend?<br \/>\nInstead, hey &#8212;<br \/>\nflatten out your wallet.<br \/>\nHey narrow your eye-wear.<br \/>\nHey surge-protect<br \/>\nyour estuary<br \/>\nknowledge core.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>And the monkey breath! You gotta pack that up, my friend all smelling of termites and sticks and other monkeys. No one asked you to smell that way. In fact, the assignation specifically connoted replicating a contrary stench, to whit: the non-monkey stench. So why carmelize your ack ack ack ack ack, my friend, my [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-242","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-book-o-verse"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215b\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/242","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215b\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215b\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215b\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215b\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=242"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215b\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/242\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215b\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=242"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215b\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=242"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215b\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=242"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}