{"id":245,"date":"2005-07-16T14:16:03","date_gmt":"2005-07-16T14:16:03","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215b\/2005\/07\/16\/russia-me-lap-am-on-for-kenneth-koch\/"},"modified":"2005-07-16T14:16:03","modified_gmt":"2005-07-16T14:16:03","slug":"russia-me-lap-am-on-for-kenneth-koch","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215b\/2005\/07\/16\/russia-me-lap-am-on-for-kenneth-koch\/","title":{"rendered":"Russia Me Lap Am On (for Kenneth Koch)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Artichokes with dark splotches, dry stems,<br \/>\npeeling soft near avocado papa-san.<br \/>\nPump cheese? Please &#8212; pump chew. Pump chew, you bastard!<br \/>\nPump cheddar!<br \/>\nFact: Belgium bats its Belgian eyes.<br \/>\nHungary honey-shaded my heart.<br \/>\nLuxemburg &#8212; well, you know how I feel about you, Luxemburg.<br \/>\nAnd Russia<br \/>\nme lap<br \/>\nam on.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Artichokes with dark splotches, dry stems, peeling soft near avocado papa-san. Pump cheese? Please &#8212; pump chew. Pump chew, you bastard! Pump cheddar! Fact: Belgium bats its Belgian eyes. Hungary honey-shaded my heart. Luxemburg &#8212; well, you know how I feel about you, Luxemburg. And Russia me lap am on.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-245","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215b\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/245","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215b\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215b\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215b\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215b\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=245"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215b\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/245\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215b\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=245"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215b\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=245"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215b\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=245"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}