{"id":292,"date":"2005-11-14T20:58:15","date_gmt":"2005-11-14T20:58:15","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215b\/2005\/11\/14\/welcome\/"},"modified":"2005-11-14T20:58:15","modified_gmt":"2005-11-14T20:58:15","slug":"welcome","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215b\/2005\/11\/14\/welcome\/","title":{"rendered":"Welcome"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Welcome<br \/>\nto the Golden Age<br \/>\nof me flossing my teeth.<br \/>\nAn upgraded Age of Reason<br \/>\nand now even the common man understands<br \/>\nthat the pale dots<br \/>\non my bathroom mirror<br \/>\nare just pale dots and not some grim portent.<br \/>\nAt night there is light<br \/>\nin this magical time.<br \/>\nI am guided by the soft reflection of<br \/>\nmy polished mouth bone<br \/>\nand these gums<br \/>\nhave never felt<br \/>\nso fierce.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Welcome to the Golden Age of me flossing my teeth. An upgraded Age of Reason and now even the common man understands that the pale dots on my bathroom mirror are just pale dots and not some grim portent. At night there is light in this magical time. I am guided by the soft reflection [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[11],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-292","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-published"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215b\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/292","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215b\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215b\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215b\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215b\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=292"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215b\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/292\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215b\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=292"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215b\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=292"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215b\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=292"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}