{"id":299,"date":"2005-12-06T07:48:05","date_gmt":"2005-12-06T07:48:05","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215b\/2005\/12\/06\/a-true-story-garbled-nigh-the-point-of-incoherence\/"},"modified":"2005-12-06T07:48:05","modified_gmt":"2005-12-06T07:48:05","slug":"a-true-story-garbled-nigh-the-point-of-incoherence","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215b\/2005\/12\/06\/a-true-story-garbled-nigh-the-point-of-incoherence\/","title":{"rendered":"A true story, garbled nigh the point of incoherence"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>My stomach doctor, who looks a lot like Elliott Gould &#8212; I mean, even more than I do.<br \/>\nAnyways. He&#8217;s someone you don&#8217;t want to startle you.<br \/>\nAnd he&#8217;s also. I mean.<br \/>\nFor reasons I really don&#8217;t care to discuss.<br \/>\nLet&#8217;s just say.<br \/>\nHe&#8217;s someone you don&#8217;t want to picture 15 feet tall.<br \/>\nSomeone I don&#8217;t want to picture 15 feet tall.<br \/>\nAnyways, so I&#8217;m driving to work.<br \/>\nAnd there he was, by the freeway, as you get on the bridge. 15 feet tall.<br \/>\nAnd when I told him I saw him, the next time I saw him, he was so proud.<br \/>\nThat I saw him.<br \/>\nJust picture Elliott Gould in a white doctor&#8217;s coat.<br \/>\nProud.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My stomach doctor, who looks a lot like Elliott Gould &#8212; I mean, even more than I do. Anyways. He&#8217;s someone you don&#8217;t want to startle you. And he&#8217;s also. I mean. For reasons I really don&#8217;t care to discuss. Let&#8217;s just say. He&#8217;s someone you don&#8217;t want to picture 15 feet tall. Someone I [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[15],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-299","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-this-and-also-that"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215b\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/299","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215b\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215b\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215b\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215b\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=299"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215b\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/299\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215b\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=299"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215b\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=299"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215b\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=299"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}