{"id":306,"date":"2005-12-20T06:25:26","date_gmt":"2005-12-20T06:25:26","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215b\/2005\/12\/20\/the-new-ralph-macchio\/"},"modified":"2005-12-20T06:25:26","modified_gmt":"2005-12-20T06:25:26","slug":"the-new-ralph-macchio","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215b\/2005\/12\/20\/the-new-ralph-macchio\/","title":{"rendered":"The New Ralph Macchio"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>People have been wondering for some time now who the new Ralph Macchio will be. They say: &#8220;Who?&#8221;<br \/>\nWell, I have the answer, and I&#8217;m going to share it. But I think it will come as a big surprise, so brace yourself.<br \/>\nI am the new Ralph Macchio.<br \/>\nRalph knows already, and he&#8217;s not happy about it. But so what. And maybe you&#8217;re not happy either. But I&#8217;ll tell you what I told him. I said: &#8220;Suck on this, Ralph.&#8221;<br \/>\nHe had his chance. It&#8217;s my turn now.<br \/>\nIt&#8217;s my turn to be Ralph Macchio.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>People have been wondering for some time now who the new Ralph Macchio will be. They say: &#8220;Who?&#8221; Well, I have the answer, and I&#8217;m going to share it. But I think it will come as a big surprise, so brace yourself. I am the new Ralph Macchio. Ralph knows already, and he&#8217;s not happy [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[11],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-306","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-published"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215b\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/306","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215b\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215b\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215b\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215b\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=306"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215b\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/306\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215b\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=306"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215b\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=306"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215b\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=306"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}