{"id":316,"date":"2006-01-12T06:02:59","date_gmt":"2006-01-12T06:02:59","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215b\/2006\/01\/12\/clown-shoes\/"},"modified":"2006-01-12T06:02:59","modified_gmt":"2006-01-12T06:02:59","slug":"clown-shoes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215b\/2006\/01\/12\/clown-shoes\/","title":{"rendered":"Clown shoes"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I found this spam comment on a friend&#8217;s site yesterday (minus the line breaks). I&#8217;ve swapped out the thing they were selling and replaced it with &#8220;clown shoes&#8221; because, well, I don&#8217;t want to sell their stuff.<br \/>\nBut I loved this spam comment. And I thought you might too:<br \/>\n&#8220;Clown Shoes said&#8230;<br \/>\nHave you seen<br \/>\nany information<br \/>\non personalized baby clown shoes?<br \/>\nI just have<br \/>\nnot had the best results<br \/>\nwhen blog surfing today.<br \/>\nAnywho<br \/>\nback to my endless search<br \/>\nfor personalized<br \/>\nclown shoes.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I found this spam comment on a friend&#8217;s site yesterday (minus the line breaks). I&#8217;ve swapped out the thing they were selling and replaced it with &#8220;clown shoes&#8221; because, well, I don&#8217;t want to sell their stuff. But I loved this spam comment. And I thought you might too: &#8220;Clown Shoes said&#8230; Have you seen [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[15],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-316","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-this-and-also-that"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215b\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/316","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215b\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215b\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215b\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215b\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=316"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215b\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/316\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215b\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=316"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215b\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=316"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215b\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=316"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}