Scanning the site’s traffic log tonight I learned two incredible facts:
\n(1) Because of a pair of lines in a pair of poems… if you search “exotic bird parks” and “Utah” in Google, not only is cecilvortex.com the first choice you get, cecilvortex.com is the only<\/i> choice you get.
\nAmazing!
\n(2) Somebody — some actual human being — appears to have actually searched for “exotic bird parks” and “Utah” on Google and then clicked through to this site.
\nAnd!: Not only is all this true, but it’s a genuine double-true fact that my writing about this whole thing — right now! will only reinforce cecilvortex.com’s dominant position in this space.
\nNow I have to say, it’s not like this is anything I ever really aspired to. I mean, it wasn’t part of my master plan when cecilvortex.com started up or anything. But of course, now that I’m here, now that I’ve arrived, I plan to hold on like grim death.
\nSo for this magical moment and for the foreseeable future, also magical, if you’ve come here in search of information regarding exotic bird parks in Utah, let me just say:
\nWelcome home.
\nIn somewhat related news, and I know pretty soon it’s gonna start to sound like I’m bragging but… it appears that cecilvortex.com is also the number two (and perhaps soon, number one…?) Google result for “he peed in me.” Triple-true that. Check for yourself, if you dare.
\nAll in all, I feel like I finally have a small feel for what it must be like to be Spider Man. The challenge now, if I can loosely paraphrase Ben Parker, is to find a way to use this awesome power for good.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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