{"id":336,"date":"2006-02-28T08:13:40","date_gmt":"2006-02-28T08:13:40","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215b\/2006\/02\/28\/the-skeptical-colonel\/"},"modified":"2006-02-28T08:13:40","modified_gmt":"2006-02-28T08:13:40","slug":"the-skeptical-colonel","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215b\/2006\/02\/28\/the-skeptical-colonel\/","title":{"rendered":"The Skeptical Colonel"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Today was another important<br \/>\nlost opportunity<br \/>\nAnother day when I didn&#8217;t seek an audience<br \/>\nwith the skeptical colonel &#8212;<br \/>\nconfront him with my passion.<br \/>\n&#8220;Colonel, soon these oceans will run dry!&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;Soon the humps of humpback whales will be revealed<br \/>\nand all sorts of unknown sea creatures<br \/>\nwill flop about squinting in shallow pools!&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;Colonel, for once in your damn life&#8230;&#8221;<br \/>\nHe arches a brow. My hair&#8217;s gone insane.<br \/>\n&#8220;&#8230;can you not be so<br \/>\ndangblasted<br \/>\nskeptical?&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Today was another important lost opportunity Another day when I didn&#8217;t seek an audience with the skeptical colonel &#8212; confront him with my passion. &#8220;Colonel, soon these oceans will run dry!&#8221; &#8220;Soon the humps of humpback whales will be revealed and all sorts of unknown sea creatures will flop about squinting in shallow pools!&#8221; &#8220;Colonel, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-336","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-book-o-verse"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215b\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/336","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215b\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215b\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215b\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215b\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=336"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215b\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/336\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215b\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=336"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215b\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=336"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215b\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=336"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}