{"id":34,"date":"2004-06-16T06:59:17","date_gmt":"2004-06-16T06:59:17","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215b\/2004\/06\/16\/heres-one-from-the-heart\/"},"modified":"2004-06-16T06:59:17","modified_gmt":"2004-06-16T06:59:17","slug":"heres-one-from-the-heart","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215b\/2004\/06\/16\/heres-one-from-the-heart\/","title":{"rendered":"Here&#8217;s one from the heart"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Yes.<br \/>\nYes I am on a cell phone.<br \/>\nYou&#8217;re right about that.<br \/>\nAnd I&#8217;m driving. Yes I am. I&#8217;m driving at the same time.<br \/>\nI&#8217;m on a cell phone right now. And I&#8217;m driving. Yes. At the same time. Yes.<br \/>\nAnd screw you too.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Yes. Yes I am on a cell phone. You&#8217;re right about that. And I&#8217;m driving. Yes I am. I&#8217;m driving at the same time. I&#8217;m on a cell phone right now. And I&#8217;m driving. Yes. At the same time. Yes. And screw you too.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[15],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-34","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-this-and-also-that"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215b\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/34","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215b\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215b\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215b\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215b\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=34"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215b\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/34\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215b\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=34"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215b\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=34"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215b\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=34"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}