{"id":354,"date":"2006-04-14T07:51:11","date_gmt":"2006-04-14T07:51:11","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215b\/2006\/04\/14\/starfish-sucking-on-my-nose-the-musical\/"},"modified":"2006-04-14T07:51:11","modified_gmt":"2006-04-14T07:51:11","slug":"starfish-sucking-on-my-nose-the-musical","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215b\/2006\/04\/14\/starfish-sucking-on-my-nose-the-musical\/","title":{"rendered":"Starfish Sucking on My Nose: The Musical"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A few days ago, So-Called Bill posted <b><a href = \"https:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215a\/swath\/2006\/04\/06\/sliding_toward_sandy_hook.html#comments\n\">a comment<\/a><\/b> saying &#8220;I&#8217;ll pay you five dollars to write a song called &#8216;Starfish Sucking on My Nose.'&#8221;<br \/>\nWell. Never let it be said that I won&#8217;t write a song called <b><a href=\"https:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215a\/tunes\/Starfish_sucking_on_my_nose_CV.mp3\" onclick=\"OpenPlayer(this.href); return false\">&#8220;Starfish Sucking on My Nose&#8221;<\/a><\/b> for five dollars.<br \/>\n-Cecil<br \/>\n<i>time:<\/i> 24 seconds; <i>specs:<\/i> 378K<br \/>\nPress <b><a href=\"https:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215a\/tunes\/Starfish_sucking_on_my_nose_CV.mp3\" onclick=\"OpenPlayer(this.href); return false\">Play&#8221;<\/a><\/b> to play.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A few days ago, So-Called Bill posted a comment saying &#8220;I&#8217;ll pay you five dollars to write a song called &#8216;Starfish Sucking on My Nose.&#8217;&#8221; Well. Never let it be said that I won&#8217;t write a song called &#8220;Starfish Sucking on My Nose&#8221; for five dollars. -Cecil time: 24 seconds; specs: 378K Press Play&#8221; to [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[17],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-354","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-virtual-lp"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215b\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/354","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215b\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215b\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215b\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215b\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=354"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215b\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/354\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215b\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=354"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215b\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=354"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215b\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=354"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}