{"id":363,"date":"2006-05-12T12:16:59","date_gmt":"2006-05-12T12:16:59","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215b\/2006\/05\/12\/pandas\/"},"modified":"2006-05-12T12:16:59","modified_gmt":"2006-05-12T12:16:59","slug":"pandas","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215b\/2006\/05\/12\/pandas\/","title":{"rendered":"Pandas!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Am I the only one a bit put off by the panda craze that&#8217;s been sweeping the nation, what with everyone and their brother buying panda bears and then bringing them with them *everywhere*?<br \/>\nI mean, come on! I&#8217;m not saying pandas aren&#8217;t cute. I&#8217;m just saying, there&#8217;s a time and there&#8217;s a place. And when I go to the men&#8217;s room at a baseball game, the last thing I want to see is some rube in an &#8220;I heart pandas!&#8221; baby-t, hosing down his cotton-candy covered new-best-friend and looking at me like *I&#8217;m* the crazy one.<br \/>\nPuhlease!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Am I the only one a bit put off by the panda craze that&#8217;s been sweeping the nation, what with everyone and their brother buying panda bears and then bringing them with them *everywhere*? I mean, come on! I&#8217;m not saying pandas aren&#8217;t cute. I&#8217;m just saying, there&#8217;s a time and there&#8217;s a place. And [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[15],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-363","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-this-and-also-that"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215b\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/363","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215b\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215b\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215b\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215b\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=363"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215b\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/363\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215b\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=363"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215b\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=363"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215b\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=363"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}