{"id":37,"date":"2004-06-08T23:37:41","date_gmt":"2004-06-08T23:37:41","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215b\/2004\/06\/08\/im-pretty-sure-this-is-profound\/"},"modified":"2004-06-08T23:37:41","modified_gmt":"2004-06-08T23:37:41","slug":"im-pretty-sure-this-is-profound","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215b\/2004\/06\/08\/im-pretty-sure-this-is-profound\/","title":{"rendered":"I&#8217;m pretty sure this is profound"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So my 3-and-a-half-year-old son is busting kung fu moves in the living room yesterday. And his godfather asks him: &#8220;Did you learn that from Jackie Chan?&#8221; And my son replies: &#8220;No, I learned it from Chuck E. Cheese.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So my 3-and-a-half-year-old son is busting kung fu moves in the living room yesterday. And his godfather asks him: &#8220;Did you learn that from Jackie Chan?&#8221; And my son replies: &#8220;No, I learned it from Chuck E. Cheese.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[15],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-37","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-this-and-also-that"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215b\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/37","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215b\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215b\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215b\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215b\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=37"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215b\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/37\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215b\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=37"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215b\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=37"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215b\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=37"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}