{"id":373,"date":"2006-06-06T21:48:55","date_gmt":"2006-06-06T21:48:55","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215b\/2006\/06\/06\/i-like-things-old-fashioned\/"},"modified":"2006-06-06T21:48:55","modified_gmt":"2006-06-06T21:48:55","slug":"i-like-things-old-fashioned","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215b\/2006\/06\/06\/i-like-things-old-fashioned\/","title":{"rendered":"I like things old-fashioned"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I voted today on plain old paper. No computers for Alameda County this time around. And I dug it. It was great, voting on paper. Some things are just better the old-fashioned way. Am I right?<br \/>\nFor example, ice cream. I for one liked it better when ice cream was made by cows instead of by robots.<br \/>\nWhen the cows made ice cream, their hooves would go &#8220;puck puck puck.&#8221; But when the robots make the ice cream, it&#8217;s always &#8220;clang clang clang.&#8221;<br \/>\nAnd I&#8217;m like: &#8220;shut up robots!&#8221;<br \/>\nOn a somewhat related note, I voted for Angelides. Because I&#8217;m pretty sure Steve Westly is a friggin&#8217; robot.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I voted today on plain old paper. No computers for Alameda County this time around. And I dug it. It was great, voting on paper. Some things are just better the old-fashioned way. Am I right? For example, ice cream. I for one liked it better when ice cream was made by cows instead of [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[15],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-373","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-this-and-also-that"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215b\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/373","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215b\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215b\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215b\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215b\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=373"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215b\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/373\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215b\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=373"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215b\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=373"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215b\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=373"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}