{"id":412,"date":"2006-10-03T22:43:39","date_gmt":"2006-10-03T22:43:39","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215b\/2006\/10\/03\/a-whole-new-tv-genre-dont-you-dare-close-your-eyes\/"},"modified":"2006-10-03T22:43:39","modified_gmt":"2006-10-03T22:43:39","slug":"a-whole-new-tv-genre-dont-you-dare-close-your-eyes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215b\/2006\/10\/03\/a-whole-new-tv-genre-dont-you-dare-close-your-eyes\/","title":{"rendered":"A whole new TV genre (don&#8217;t you dare close your eyes)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>As some of you already know, I&#8217;m taking a hiatus from the 9-5 life so I can spend more time walking my kids to school and working on my writing. Whenever this has come up in conversation, the question back has been: &#8220;Hunh. OK. So what are you going to write?&#8221; And it&#8217;s been a real point of shame for me that I haven&#8217;t had much of an answer. Until now. Now, I have very much of an answer. And the answer is that I intend to use this time to create an entirely new TV genre, one I&#8217;ve dubbed: the &#8220;situation tragedy&#8221; or &#8220;trag-e-sit.&#8221; I&#8217;m still working out the details, but here&#8217;s a rough sketch&#8230;.<br \/>\nTrag-e-sits offer a half hour of episodic entertainment starring 4-6 whacky neighbors and\/or family members and\/or co-workers who move the plot forward through a series of short, tragic, situational interactions. The whole thing is punctuated by a &#8220;cry track&#8221; &#8212; the sound of a studio audience weeping, designed to induce a similar reaction in the home viewer. Some of the literally several trag-e-sit treatments I&#8217;m currently developing include:<\/p>\n<ul type=circle>\n<li>A family-oriented trag-e-sit in which two single parents, with six kids between them, move in together. They know that they must somehow form a family. But instead, bit by bit they break each others&#8217; hearts.\n<li>A workplace trag-e-sit where a new TV program director joins a second-tier station and proceeds to turn everyone on the staff against their feeble-minded but well-meaning anchorman.\n<li>A Boulder-based trag-e-sit, in which an alien (I call him &#8220;Gork&#8221;) comes down from the planet &#8220;Bork&#8221; and ruins the life a young woman named &#8220;Cindy.&#8221; He completely misunderstands the way humans are supposed to behave and the consequences are, well, awful.\n<\/ul>\n<p>Wish me luck!<br \/>\n<b>update:<\/b> so-called &#8220;t. philter&#8221; writes: &#8220;I wish you&#8217;d been more specific about the awful consequences of Gork&#8217;s confusion.&#8221; Well, I don&#8217;t want to give away the store, but I will tell you that he puts his fingers in other people&#8217;s sodas. Also, he keeps trying to hump <a href=\"https:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215a\/grandma.html\" onclick=\"window.open('https:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215a\/grandma.html','popup','width=300,height=277,scrollbars=no,resizable=no,toolbar=no,directories=no,location=no,menubar=no,status=no,left=0,top=0'); return false\"><b>grandma<\/b><\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>As some of you already know, I&#8217;m taking a hiatus from the 9-5 life so I can spend more time walking my kids to school and working on my writing. Whenever this has come up in conversation, the question back has been: &#8220;Hunh. OK. So what are you going to write?&#8221; And it&#8217;s been a [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[15],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-412","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-this-and-also-that"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215b\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/412","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215b\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215b\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215b\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215b\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=412"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215b\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/412\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215b\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=412"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215b\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=412"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215b\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=412"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}