{"id":419,"date":"2006-09-15T14:12:52","date_gmt":"2006-09-15T14:12:52","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215b\/2006\/09\/15\/sidekick-services-now-available-at-competitive-rates\/"},"modified":"2006-09-15T14:12:52","modified_gmt":"2006-09-15T14:12:52","slug":"sidekick-services-now-available-at-competitive-rates","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215b\/2006\/09\/15\/sidekick-services-now-available-at-competitive-rates\/","title":{"rendered":"Sidekick Services Now Available at Competitive Rates"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>We&#8217;ve all noticed that many top Hollywood-type stars have sidekicks.<br \/>\nAnd yet, it&#8217;s amazing to me that here in the 21st century, there are still literally dozens of A-listers who wander the streets alone, no shoulder to cry on, no raised hand to high-five. For example: <a href = \"http:\/\/www.jacneed.com\/PhotoFile\/Carrot_Top.jpg\"><b>Carrot Top<\/b><\/a>.<br \/>\nI think I&#8217;d make a pretty darned good sidekick, and I&#8217;d like to take this opportunity to offer my sidekick services at a very reasonable to-be-determined-I&#8217;m-sure-we-can-work-something-out price.<br \/>\nSome of the reasons I think I&#8217;d make a good sidekick:<br \/>\n1. I have a firm yet unintimidating handshake.<br \/>\n2. I have complete faith in your talent, and I&#8217;m prepared to put that in writing.<br \/>\n3. My best side isn&#8217;t my right side or my left side, but rather a sort of isometric view &#8212; picture me respectfully angled toward you, while you face the cameras. Hunh? Hunh? Nice, hunh?&#8230;.<br \/>\nInterested top Hollywood-type stars, please contact me at: <a href=\"mailto:vortex@mediajunkie.com\"><b>vortex@mediajunkie.com<\/b><\/a>. And of course, if you&#8217;re too busy and would like me to contact me for you, that would be fine too.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>We&#8217;ve all noticed that many top Hollywood-type stars have sidekicks. And yet, it&#8217;s amazing to me that here in the 21st century, there are still literally dozens of A-listers who wander the streets alone, no shoulder to cry on, no raised hand to high-five. For example: Carrot Top. I think I&#8217;d make a pretty darned [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[15],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-419","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-this-and-also-that"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215b\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/419","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215b\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215b\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215b\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215b\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=419"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215b\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/419\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215b\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=419"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215b\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=419"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215b\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=419"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}