{"id":430,"date":"2006-10-27T13:09:37","date_gmt":"2006-10-27T13:09:37","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215b\/2006\/10\/27\/if-i-had-a-coffeehouse\/"},"modified":"2006-10-27T13:09:37","modified_gmt":"2006-10-27T13:09:37","slug":"if-i-had-a-coffeehouse","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215b\/2006\/10\/27\/if-i-had-a-coffeehouse\/","title":{"rendered":"If I had a coffeehouse"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>If I had a coffeehouse, this would be my motto:<br \/>\n&#8220;A frightened clientele is an obedient clientele.&#8221;<br \/>\nOr perhaps:<br \/>\n&#8220;A nervous clientele is a loyal clientele.&#8221;<br \/>\nI&#8217;d spray my customers with hormones as they<br \/>\nwalked through the door.<br \/>\nTo mark them.<br \/>\nI&#8217;d control the colors they wore.<br \/>\nI&#8217;d make the colors dance for me.<br \/>\nDance pretty colors, dance!<br \/>\nThe lemonade would always<br \/>\nbe out of season.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>If I had a coffeehouse, this would be my motto: &#8220;A frightened clientele is an obedient clientele.&#8221; Or perhaps: &#8220;A nervous clientele is a loyal clientele.&#8221; I&#8217;d spray my customers with hormones as they walked through the door. To mark them. I&#8217;d control the colors they wore. I&#8217;d make the colors dance for me. Dance [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[15],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-430","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-this-and-also-that"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215b\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/430","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215b\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215b\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215b\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215b\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=430"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215b\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/430\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215b\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=430"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215b\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=430"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215b\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=430"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}