{"id":455,"date":"2006-12-20T08:02:41","date_gmt":"2006-12-20T08:02:41","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215b\/2006\/12\/20\/things-i-fear-my-six-year-old-secretly-likes-to-do\/"},"modified":"2006-12-20T08:02:41","modified_gmt":"2006-12-20T08:02:41","slug":"things-i-fear-my-six-year-old-secretly-likes-to-do","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215b\/2006\/12\/20\/things-i-fear-my-six-year-old-secretly-likes-to-do\/","title":{"rendered":"Things I fear my six-year-old secretly likes to do"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>and really might well do if I left him alone in the house for twenty minutes, a partial list:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li> turn on the burner, light things on fire.<\/li>\n<li> shave off all his hair, put it in the sink to clog it up. a trick that&#8217;s not funny, never been funny, never will be funny. <\/li>\n<li> put physical pressure on the cat &#8212; just put both his hands on the side of the cat and sort of gently press in until the cat says &#8220;meew.&#8221; <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>And that&#8217;s why I won&#8217;t be leaving him alone in the house while I go to get coffee this morning.<br \/>\nAnything you fear he might do?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>and really might well do if I left him alone in the house for twenty minutes, a partial list: turn on the burner, light things on fire. shave off all his hair, put it in the sink to clog it up. a trick that&#8217;s not funny, never been funny, never will be funny. put physical [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[15],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-455","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-this-and-also-that"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215b\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/455","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215b\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215b\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215b\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215b\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=455"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215b\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/455\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215b\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=455"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215b\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=455"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215b\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=455"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}