{"id":46,"date":"2004-07-02T07:00:09","date_gmt":"2004-07-02T07:00:09","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215b\/2004\/07\/02\/highway-five\/"},"modified":"2004-07-02T07:00:09","modified_gmt":"2004-07-02T07:00:09","slug":"highway-five","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215b\/2004\/07\/02\/highway-five\/","title":{"rendered":"Highway Five"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I walk into the restroom<br \/>\nand there are these two guys in<br \/>\nthere and it already stinks<br \/>\nand they look at me like<br \/>\n<i>I<\/i> did something wrong<br \/>\nand I&#8217;m thinking hey &#8212;<br \/>\n<i>I<\/i> just got here and then<br \/>\none of them leaves and then<br \/>\nthe other one leaves<br \/>\nso now I&#8217;m all alone for<br \/>\nlike two-and-a-half heartbeats<br \/>\nand then some new guy comes in &#8212;<br \/>\nsome third guy, or fourth, really,<br \/>\nif you count me, and he&#8217;s<br \/>\nwalking right in, through that <i>same<\/i> door<br \/>\nand he&#8217;s looking at me<br \/>\nlike <i>I<\/i> did something wrong<br \/>\nand I&#8217;m thinking damn.<br \/>\nI mean <i>damn<\/i>. I&#8217;m spending<br \/>\naltogether too much time<br \/>\nin this stinky bathroom.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I walk into the restroom and there are these two guys in there and it already stinks and they look at me like I did something wrong and I&#8217;m thinking hey &#8212; I just got here and then one of them leaves and then the other one leaves so now I&#8217;m all alone for like [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[15],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-46","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-this-and-also-that"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215b\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/46","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215b\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215b\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215b\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215b\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=46"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215b\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/46\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215b\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=46"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215b\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=46"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215b\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=46"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}