{"id":474,"date":"2007-01-15T12:08:01","date_gmt":"2007-01-15T12:08:01","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215b\/2007\/01\/15\/belated-reflections-on-the-animated-feature-happy-feet\/"},"modified":"2007-01-15T12:08:01","modified_gmt":"2007-01-15T12:08:01","slug":"belated-reflections-on-the-animated-feature-happy-feet","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215b\/2007\/01\/15\/belated-reflections-on-the-animated-feature-happy-feet\/","title":{"rendered":"Belated Reflections on the Animated Feature &#8220;Happy Feet&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Reflection number <b>1.<\/b><br \/>\nIt&#8217;s just a matter of time before &#8220;Happy Feet: The Musical&#8221; hits Broadway. So if, like me, your chest starts to constrict at the thought of 100 people tap dancing their hearts out while wearing penguin suits, just consider this fair warning. The time to implant that cyanide capsule in molar #32 is now.<br \/>\nReflection number <b>2.<\/b><br \/>\nAlthough I certainly enjoyed the movie and I laughed and laughed when the birdies bumped into each other and went falling down, I was left with the nagging feeling I&#8217;d just seen an exceptionally deviant film. (spoiler alert) The message appeared to be that humanity would stop destroying nature if only animals were more&#8230;entertaining. Even weirder than that &#8212; it&#8217;s not enough that the animals sing really well. They need to dance. So dance my fluffy friends! Dance or die!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Reflection number 1. It&#8217;s just a matter of time before &#8220;Happy Feet: The Musical&#8221; hits Broadway. So if, like me, your chest starts to constrict at the thought of 100 people tap dancing their hearts out while wearing penguin suits, just consider this fair warning. The time to implant that cyanide capsule in molar #32 [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[15],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-474","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-this-and-also-that"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215b\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/474","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215b\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215b\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215b\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215b\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=474"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215b\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/474\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215b\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=474"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215b\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=474"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215b\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=474"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}