{"id":488,"date":"2007-02-13T09:52:32","date_gmt":"2007-02-13T09:52:32","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215b\/2007\/02\/13\/cnns-glenn-beck\/"},"modified":"2007-02-13T09:52:32","modified_gmt":"2007-02-13T09:52:32","slug":"cnns-glenn-beck","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215b\/2007\/02\/13\/cnns-glenn-beck\/","title":{"rendered":"CNN&#8217;s Glenn Beck"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>How many times must I not<br \/>\nwatch you before you get the point?<br \/>\nIf I must not watch you a million times.<br \/>\nIf I must not watch you till the solar core<br \/>\ninside my TV cools and its silver casing cracks<br \/>\nuntil my many remotes retreat into open palms<br \/>\nrush back toward some lost part of my<br \/>\ninsides<br \/>\nuntil my eyelashes gray and wilt<br \/>\nand spiral off<br \/>\nthat<br \/>\nwill be<br \/>\nmy pleasure.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>How many times must I not watch you before you get the point? If I must not watch you a million times. If I must not watch you till the solar core inside my TV cools and its silver casing cracks until my many remotes retreat into open palms rush back toward some lost part [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-488","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-book-o-verse"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215b\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/488","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215b\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215b\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215b\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215b\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=488"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215b\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/488\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215b\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=488"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215b\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=488"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215b\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=488"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}