{"id":502,"date":"2007-03-07T16:04:34","date_gmt":"2007-03-07T16:04:34","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215b\/2007\/03\/07\/i-rage-against-your-dairy\/"},"modified":"2007-03-07T16:04:34","modified_gmt":"2007-03-07T16:04:34","slug":"i-rage-against-your-dairy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215b\/2007\/03\/07\/i-rage-against-your-dairy\/","title":{"rendered":"I rage against your dairy"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>the majority opinion that aims to<br \/>\nthick coat<br \/>\nmy emulsified flavor.<br \/>\nFroth my cup<br \/>\ndunk its hue.<br \/>\n75 cents is my strong statement.<br \/>\nI will tip you 75 cents<br \/>\nif you&#8217;ll just<br \/>\nleave me<br \/>\nsome bean<br \/>\nslop me<br \/>\nsome foam<br \/>\nand let me slide bitten<br \/>\ninto<br \/>\nmy<br \/>\nbitter oasis.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>the majority opinion that aims to thick coat my emulsified flavor. Froth my cup dunk its hue. 75 cents is my strong statement. I will tip you 75 cents if you&#8217;ll just leave me some bean slop me some foam and let me slide bitten into my bitter oasis.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-502","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-book-o-verse"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215b\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/502","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215b\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215b\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215b\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215b\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=502"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215b\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/502\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215b\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=502"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215b\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=502"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215b\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=502"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}