{"id":511,"date":"2007-03-26T07:37:57","date_gmt":"2007-03-26T07:37:57","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215b\/2007\/03\/26\/legends-from-my-childhood-4\/"},"modified":"2007-03-26T07:37:57","modified_gmt":"2007-03-26T07:37:57","slug":"legends-from-my-childhood-4","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215b\/2007\/03\/26\/legends-from-my-childhood-4\/","title":{"rendered":"Legends from My Childhood, #4"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;They used to call me &#8216;Gentile Joe'&#8221; he said.<br \/>\n&#8216;Cuz my name is &#8216;Joe Gentle.&#8217; I loved the Jews. Oh sure.<br \/>\nI loved the Jews and the Jews loved me.&#8221;<br \/>\nPulling out tinted photos of foxy showgirls from the &#8217;30s.<br \/>\n&#8220;The ladies, the ladies. Oh sure.&#8221;<br \/>\nStacked instruments<br \/>\nmusic stands and guitar picks<br \/>\ndirty music sheets for sale<br \/>\ndog at his feet and<br \/>\nthree 17 year-olds he was<br \/>\ncharming us now.<br \/>\nWe loitered and listened to old stories<br \/>\nput across with a lewd twinkle just right.<br \/>\n&#8220;Here, have a patch cord,&#8221; he said when we moved to leave.<br \/>\n&#8220;Have a drum stick.&#8221; I still have that drum stick.<br \/>\n****<br \/>\n<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"border:1px solid black;\" src=\"https:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215a\/CV_legend4.jpg\" width=\"300\" height=\"405\" alt=\"Legend Number 4\" \/><br \/>\n<b>Legends from My Childhood, #4<\/b>, card art by eb.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;They used to call me &#8216;Gentile Joe&#8217;&#8221; he said. &#8216;Cuz my name is &#8216;Joe Gentle.&#8217; I loved the Jews. Oh sure. I loved the Jews and the Jews loved me.&#8221; Pulling out tinted photos of foxy showgirls from the &#8217;30s. &#8220;The ladies, the ladies. Oh sure.&#8221; Stacked instruments music stands and guitar picks dirty music [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-511","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-legends-from-my-childhood"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215b\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/511","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215b\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215b\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215b\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215b\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=511"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215b\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/511\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215b\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=511"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215b\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=511"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215b\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=511"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}