{"id":515,"date":"2007-04-02T06:48:17","date_gmt":"2007-04-02T06:48:17","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215b\/2007\/04\/02\/zombie-adventures-please\/"},"modified":"2007-04-02T06:48:17","modified_gmt":"2007-04-02T06:48:17","slug":"zombie-adventures-please","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215b\/2007\/04\/02\/zombie-adventures-please\/","title":{"rendered":"Zombie adventures, please"},"content":{"rendered":"<pre>I will eat pizza and oversized subs and drink soda.\nWe'll tear stretch rubber masks off\ncranky senior delinquents.<\/pre>\n<pre>    <i>They have their complaints.\nI have complaints too.\nYou don't see me acting out.<\/i><\/pre>\n<pre>Snoopy and Scoob will tug and growl\nover a torn blanket.<\/pre>\n<pre>The girls will help me fold my\nzig-zag t-shirt at night.\nRead me stories as I\nlay my large round head\ndown to rest.<\/pre>\n<pre>Release me from this dustbowl, Fred. From this house.\nThis baseball field. These shrill harpies.<\/pre>\n<pre>Let me ride along\nin your stinky van.<\/pre>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I will eat pizza and oversized subs and drink soda. We&#8217;ll tear stretch rubber masks off cranky senior delinquents. They have their complaints. I have complaints too. You don&#8217;t see me acting out. Snoopy and Scoob will tug and growl over a torn blanket. The girls will help me fold my zig-zag t-shirt at night. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-515","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-book-o-verse"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215b\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/515","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215b\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215b\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215b\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215b\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=515"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215b\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/515\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215b\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=515"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215b\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=515"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215b\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=515"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}