{"id":517,"date":"2007-04-04T15:03:09","date_gmt":"2007-04-04T15:03:09","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215b\/2007\/04\/04\/legends-from-my-childhood-5\/"},"modified":"2007-04-04T15:03:09","modified_gmt":"2007-04-04T15:03:09","slug":"legends-from-my-childhood-5","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215b\/2007\/04\/04\/legends-from-my-childhood-5\/","title":{"rendered":"Legends from My Childhood, #5"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Fourth grade was peculiar.<br \/>\nI&#8217;m not sure this really happened.<br \/>\nAnd maybe it was just because I was<br \/>\nliving in Holland at the time and it<br \/>\nwas some kind of a Dutch thing. But anyways,<br \/>\nin gym class that year<br \/>\ninstead of having<br \/>\na regular teacher like<br \/>\nI had in third grade<br \/>\nI had a large, floating gym teacher head whose<br \/>\nbody was<br \/>\non fire.<br \/>\nWhen he blew his whistle<br \/>\nthe room would fill<br \/>\nwith sparking downy flotsam.<br \/>\n****<br \/>\n<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"border:1px solid black;\" src=\"https:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215a\/CV_legend5.jpg\" width=\"300\" height=\"405\" alt=\"Legend from My Childhood, Number 5\" \/><br \/>\n<b>Legends from My Childhood, #5<\/b>, card art by eb.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Fourth grade was peculiar. I&#8217;m not sure this really happened. And maybe it was just because I was living in Holland at the time and it was some kind of a Dutch thing. But anyways, in gym class that year instead of having a regular teacher like I had in third grade I had a [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-517","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-legends-from-my-childhood"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215b\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/517","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215b\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215b\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215b\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215b\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=517"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215b\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/517\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215b\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=517"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215b\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=517"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215b\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=517"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}