{"id":528,"date":"2007-04-30T17:26:32","date_gmt":"2007-04-30T17:26:32","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215b\/2007\/04\/30\/something-that-surprised-me-today\/"},"modified":"2007-04-30T17:26:32","modified_gmt":"2007-04-30T17:26:32","slug":"something-that-surprised-me-today","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215b\/2007\/04\/30\/something-that-surprised-me-today\/","title":{"rendered":"Something that surprised me today"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The downright deviant number of flip-flops<br \/>\nwe have in my house. We have, like,<br \/>\nfourteen pairs of flip-flops in my house.<br \/>\nAnd I don&#8217;t wear flip-flops. They flip too much.<br \/>\nSo that leaves three people in my house with fourteen pairs of flip-flops.<br \/>\nWhy? Why? Why?!<br \/>\nYou can&#8217;t wear more than one pair at a time.<br \/>\nDeviant.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The downright deviant number of flip-flops we have in my house. We have, like, fourteen pairs of flip-flops in my house. And I don&#8217;t wear flip-flops. They flip too much. So that leaves three people in my house with fourteen pairs of flip-flops. Why? Why? Why?! You can&#8217;t wear more than one pair at a [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[15],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-528","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-this-and-also-that"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215b\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/528","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215b\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215b\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215b\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215b\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=528"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215b\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/528\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215b\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=528"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215b\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=528"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215b\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=528"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}