{"id":62,"date":"2004-07-22T09:24:52","date_gmt":"2004-07-22T09:24:52","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215b\/2004\/07\/22\/lunchbreak\/"},"modified":"2004-07-22T09:24:52","modified_gmt":"2004-07-22T09:24:52","slug":"lunchbreak","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215b\/2004\/07\/22\/lunchbreak\/","title":{"rendered":"Lunchbreak"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>He sat down sobbing<br \/>\ninto his hands.<br \/>\n50 cents<br \/>\nand he wanted them<br \/>\nto give him a dollar for it.<br \/>\nRetarded. &#8220;I hate math.&#8221;<br \/>\nAnd I just wanted to have lunch.<br \/>\nThen he stood, bearded<br \/>\nburly Thor<br \/>\nretarded.<br \/>\n&#8220;I hate math!&#8221; again<br \/>\nlooking back<br \/>\nthrough his beard<br \/>\nover one thick shoulder.<br \/>\nAnd he thundered off.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>He sat down sobbing into his hands. 50 cents and he wanted them to give him a dollar for it. Retarded. &#8220;I hate math.&#8221; And I just wanted to have lunch. Then he stood, bearded burly Thor retarded. &#8220;I hate math!&#8221; again looking back through his beard over one thick shoulder. And he thundered off.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-62","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-book-o-verse"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215b\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/62","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215b\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215b\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215b\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215b\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=62"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215b\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/62\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215b\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=62"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215b\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=62"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215b\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=62"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}