{"id":643,"date":"2007-11-21T13:02:10","date_gmt":"2007-11-21T13:02:10","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215b\/2007\/11\/21\/heres-something-messed-up\/"},"modified":"2007-11-21T13:02:10","modified_gmt":"2007-11-21T13:02:10","slug":"heres-something-messed-up","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215b\/2007\/11\/21\/heres-something-messed-up\/","title":{"rendered":"Here&#8217;s something messed up"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s the year 2007. 2000. 7.<br \/>\nI&#8217;m calling bull-ass* on that one.<br \/>\n* &#8220;bull-ass&#8221; was my 7-year-old&#8217;s best-guess attempt when we asked him if he knew the curse word that started with bull. &#8220;Bull-ass?&#8221; he said. And oh, how we laughed at his feeble stab at sailor talk. Then we promptly started using the term ourselves.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s the year 2007. 2000. 7. I&#8217;m calling bull-ass* on that one. * &#8220;bull-ass&#8221; was my 7-year-old&#8217;s best-guess attempt when we asked him if he knew the curse word that started with bull. &#8220;Bull-ass?&#8221; he said. And oh, how we laughed at his feeble stab at sailor talk. Then we promptly started using the term [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[15],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-643","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-this-and-also-that"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215b\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/643","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215b\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215b\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215b\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215b\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=643"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215b\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/643\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215b\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=643"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215b\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=643"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215b\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=643"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}