{"id":686,"date":"2008-02-28T15:07:48","date_gmt":"2008-02-28T15:07:48","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215b\/2008\/02\/28\/me-and-my-accomplishments\/"},"modified":"2008-02-28T15:07:48","modified_gmt":"2008-02-28T15:07:48","slug":"me-and-my-accomplishments","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215b\/2008\/02\/28\/me-and-my-accomplishments\/","title":{"rendered":"Me and my accomplishments"},"content":{"rendered":"

You probably can’t tell from this blog, but I’m an exceptionally accomplished fellow. For example: I once taught a family of gerbils how to sign “hello” and “nice to see you.” I can hold my breath for three hours. From 1983 to 1987, everything I said or thought rhymed with “cantaloupe.” Nice bar of soap. I like the pope. Someone should write a book called “The Audacity of Hope.”
\nIt was a difficult time for my family.
\nStill, even I was surprised to learn of my latest accomplishment. It turns out I’m the creator of the world’s top-ranking Google result for the search phrase want to smell something wonderful<\/b><\/a>.
\nWhen something like that happens to you, you just, you know you look back on your life so far — that dusty road leading up to the here and now, and you say, “Yeah. Time well spent.”
\nWhat about you? Accomplish anything extraordinary of late?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

You probably can’t tell from this blog, but I’m an exceptionally accomplished fellow. For example: I once taught a family of gerbils how to sign “hello” and “nice to see you.” I can hold my breath for three hours. From 1983 to 1987, everything I said or thought rhymed with “cantaloupe.” Nice bar of soap. […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[15],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-686","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-this-and-also-that"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215b\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/686","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215b\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215b\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215b\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215b\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=686"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215b\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/686\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215b\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=686"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215b\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=686"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215b\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=686"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}