{"id":7,"date":"2004-04-24T00:50:24","date_gmt":"2004-04-24T00:50:24","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215b\/2004\/04\/24\/crispy-yum-yum-child-of-god\/"},"modified":"2004-04-24T00:50:24","modified_gmt":"2004-04-24T00:50:24","slug":"crispy-yum-yum-child-of-god","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215b\/2004\/04\/24\/crispy-yum-yum-child-of-god\/","title":{"rendered":"Crispy yum yum child of God"},"content":{"rendered":"<pre>The cinnamon chicken\nslid off the car roof.<\/pre>\n<pre>Gourmet exploding.\nBig\nmessy\nboom.<\/pre>\n<pre>  Plate shards, scattered like shark teeth.\nChicken shards, scattered like chicken.\nOn the driveway. In the lawn.<\/pre>\n<pre>And jeez:\nwhat a strange fate<\/pre>\n<pre>  for this\nlightly basted\ncinnamon flavored\ncrispy yum yum\nchild of God.<\/pre>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The cinnamon chicken slid off the car roof. Gourmet exploding. Big messy boom. Plate shards, scattered like shark teeth. Chicken shards, scattered like chicken. On the driveway. In the lawn. And jeez: what a strange fate for this lightly basted cinnamon flavored crispy yum yum child of God.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[11],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-7","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-published"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215b\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215b\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215b\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215b\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215b\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215b\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215b\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215b\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=7"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215b\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=7"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}