{"id":707,"date":"2008-04-29T18:58:22","date_gmt":"2008-04-29T18:58:22","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215b\/2008\/04\/29\/what-the-kids-are-up-to\/"},"modified":"2008-04-29T18:58:22","modified_gmt":"2008-04-29T18:58:22","slug":"what-the-kids-are-up-to","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215b\/2008\/04\/29\/what-the-kids-are-up-to\/","title":{"rendered":"What the kids are up to"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Disturbing news from the child front. My two lovely, sweet, and yes, borderline angelic children sang me a pair of gruesome songs tonight, both of which ended with Barney the purple dinosaur considerably worse for the wear.<br \/>\n&#8220;What the &#8211;?&#8221; I stammered. &#8220;Who taught you those horrible songs?&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;Everybody sings about killing Barney nowadays,&#8221; said my lovely, sweet, and yes, borderline angelic daughter.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Disturbing news from the child front. My two lovely, sweet, and yes, borderline angelic children sang me a pair of gruesome songs tonight, both of which ended with Barney the purple dinosaur considerably worse for the wear. &#8220;What the &#8211;?&#8221; I stammered. &#8220;Who taught you those horrible songs?&#8221; &#8220;Everybody sings about killing Barney nowadays,&#8221; said [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[15],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-707","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-this-and-also-that"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215b\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/707","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215b\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215b\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215b\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215b\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=707"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215b\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/707\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215b\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=707"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215b\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=707"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215b\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=707"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}