Everybody’s always complaining about how people don’t read any more, right? Well, I have the solution, and I’m pretty sure it’s going to make me a million dollars.
\nThe reason nobody’s reading any more is obvious — we love TV. And the solution’s just as obvious: a TV channel that shows books, one page at a time.
\nImagine — the smart thinking you get from a book *plus* the brain-aesthesia you get from TV! I’m so excited, I’ve passed out twice while writing this. First, when I said I was going to make a million dollars. And then again when I woke up and I re-read that sentence about a million dollars. I’m gonna be rich!
\nThere are lots of great “books on” ideas we should be exploring. I can’t tackle them all so I’ll put a few out there, and you can get rich too.
\n“Books on toasters,” for example. Why not? Or “books on telescopes.” You know, we put a book on the moon and then people will read it through a telescope.
\nIf we can put a man on the moon, we can put a book on the moon. It just stands to reason!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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