{"id":773,"date":"2009-01-29T10:35:03","date_gmt":"2009-01-29T10:35:03","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215b\/2009\/01\/29\/the-joy\/"},"modified":"2009-01-29T10:35:03","modified_gmt":"2009-01-29T10:35:03","slug":"the-joy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215b\/2009\/01\/29\/the-joy\/","title":{"rendered":"The Joy"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The joy of<br \/>\nowning your own<br \/>\ngumball machine<br \/>\nis that you never feel<br \/>\ncheated when a<br \/>\ngumball doesn&#8217;t fall.<br \/>\nAlso:<br \/>\nthe gumballs.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The joy of owning your own gumball machine is that you never feel cheated when a gumball doesn&#8217;t fall. Also: the gumballs.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[15],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-773","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-this-and-also-that"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215b\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/773","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215b\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215b\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215b\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215b\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=773"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215b\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/773\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215b\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=773"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215b\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=773"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215b\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=773"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}