{"id":786,"date":"2009-03-17T15:27:33","date_gmt":"2009-03-17T15:27:33","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215b\/2009\/03\/17\/the-novocaine\/"},"modified":"2009-03-17T15:27:33","modified_gmt":"2009-03-17T15:27:33","slug":"the-novocaine","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215b\/2009\/03\/17\/the-novocaine\/","title":{"rendered":"The Novocaine"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The Novocaine wearing off<br \/>\nfelt suspiciously like morning fog as it burns away.<br \/>\nMade him wonder if Novocaine is in fact<br \/>\nconstructed from morning fog.<br \/>\nOr perhaps that was just<br \/>\nthe Novocaine talking?<br \/>\nPuffs of cool fog.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The Novocaine wearing off felt suspiciously like morning fog as it burns away. Made him wonder if Novocaine is in fact constructed from morning fog. Or perhaps that was just the Novocaine talking? Puffs of cool fog.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[15],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-786","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-this-and-also-that"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215b\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/786","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215b\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215b\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215b\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215b\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=786"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215b\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/786\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215b\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=786"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215b\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=786"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215b\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=786"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}