{"id":80,"date":"2004-09-30T07:22:12","date_gmt":"2004-09-30T07:22:12","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215b\/2004\/09\/30\/ah-yes-heres-the-outrage\/"},"modified":"2004-09-30T07:22:12","modified_gmt":"2004-09-30T07:22:12","slug":"ah-yes-heres-the-outrage","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215b\/2004\/09\/30\/ah-yes-heres-the-outrage\/","title":{"rendered":"Ah, yes. Here&#8217;s the outrage."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><b>you:<\/b> I have to put the cat to sleep.<br \/>\n<b>me:<\/b> why?<br \/>\n<b>you:<\/b> he&#8217;s leaving the dentist&#8217;s poop all over the house.<br \/>\n<b>me:<\/b> how does he get the dentist&#8217;s poop?<br \/>\n<b>you:<\/b> I give it to him.<br \/>\n<b>she:<\/b> why?<br \/>\n<b>me:<\/b> yeah, why?<br \/>\n<b>you:<\/b> because he&#8217;s bored. he needs something to play with.<br \/>\n<b>she:<\/b> but how do you know it&#8217;s the dentist&#8217;s poop?<br \/>\n<b>you:<\/b> I am the dentist.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>you: I have to put the cat to sleep. me: why? you: he&#8217;s leaving the dentist&#8217;s poop all over the house. me: how does he get the dentist&#8217;s poop? you: I give it to him. she: why? me: yeah, why? you: because he&#8217;s bored. he needs something to play with. she: but how do you [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[15],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-80","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-this-and-also-that"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215b\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/80","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215b\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215b\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215b\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215b\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=80"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215b\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/80\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215b\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=80"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215b\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=80"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215b\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=80"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}