{"id":819,"date":"2009-11-15T11:51:10","date_gmt":"2009-11-15T11:51:10","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215b\/2009\/11\/15\/berries\/"},"modified":"2009-11-15T11:51:10","modified_gmt":"2009-11-15T11:51:10","slug":"berries","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215b\/2009\/11\/15\/berries\/","title":{"rendered":"Berries"},"content":{"rendered":"<pre>The guy next to me\nat this breakfast joint\njust said to his date\nin a Jack Nicholson voice\nthat I think is really the way this guy talks<\/pre>\n<pre>\"looks to me like you're not a fan of berries.\" <\/pre>\n<pre>If he sees what\nI'm typing\nI'm a dead man.<\/pre>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The guy next to me at this breakfast joint just said to his date in a Jack Nicholson voice that I think is really the way this guy talks &#8220;looks to me like you&#8217;re not a fan of berries.&#8221; If he sees what I&#8217;m typing I&#8217;m a dead man.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[15],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-819","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-this-and-also-that"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215b\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/819","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215b\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215b\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215b\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215b\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=819"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215b\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/819\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215b\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=819"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215b\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=819"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/capellman.com\/cecil1215b\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=819"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}